BIG AND LOUD PODCAST
Where two stand up comedians Jim Willig and Don Frost podcast from
 a garage and make fun of everything.

Big and Loud Podcast

Episode 204: Spider mouth



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Episode 204:  Spider mouth

 

Wednesdays!  Am I right you guys?

 

The machines won’t rise up

Sentient correspondence

The power goes out

Jeopardy cyborgs

Maxing out your brain

Wetware and the arrogant ape

Set lists are for

Google Glasses

Spider mouth

Bug shot

Rat in a heater

CHASEing your money around

Live in constant fear

Theatre diapers

Never time it

Sweep the leg and aim for the bladder

Electric math

Annoying intellectual

Aqua Don

Your girlfriend can’t cook

Doughnut debate

 

We had a little bit of everything in today’s show.  From some entertaining tales of insect/animal abuse from the guys past to self defense tips, and even some top shelf studying techniques.  This show was slathered in helpful sauce.  Not unlike the delicious awesome sauce used by our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches!  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that, remember to bring extra theater diapers and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!  

Episode 203: Don't fuck with this egg



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Episode 203:  Don’t fuck with this egg!

 

Ahhhh, Monday!  My old nemesis!

 

Where did Canada come from

Unacceptable amount of flannel

Medicinal tequila

The ambiance is REALLY LOUD

Chew with your hands

Very Inexpensive Person

Door polisher

Sisters of cloth

Sushi stuffed

Pack first, nanny

Stupid Florida

A base model Lamborghini

Rich people dress boring

Throw out those dishes

Fuck you fat and homeless

Makin Vs

Don’s power ties

Dressing up a pig

Boot scoot and forget about it

Not creepy while I stare at you

Don’t fuck with this egg

Angry medicine

How did my lid get flipped

 

Food and fashion were what kept us going through today’s show.  And by me, I mean Don.  But like a trooper he kept it together and we found a way to solve the world’s problems yet again.  Fueled by sushi, boot cut jeans, and as always the amazing food from our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that, don’t forget to take your angry medicine and remember to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, but I wouldn’t bother!

http://youtu.be/NHuGG_FsC20

Episode 202: Mouth sleepers



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Episode 202

 

Shhh, it’s Friday.

 

Getting tired

Planting seeds

Wheres the dream job

OJ looks like shit

Super duche

Oakley is for the super rich

Mouth sleepers

Daddy insomnia

What Don believes

The power of naps

Drink more shitty coffee

Construction in my body

Helium shortage

The balloon killer comes a knockin

Yankin’ it to Star Trek

Kill him Tyson

The Kodak Delusion

Paper bread

Spold

Power food

Ain’t eatin no sardines

Buying tickets

Good at the Donery

Welder blues

 

 

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3MqmV47Lq8

Episode 201: Snails in a can



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Episode 201:  Snails in can

 

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here we are, stuck in the middle of a Wednesday with you!

 

Monsanto-Flix

Bee hunting

Glad we’re not bugs

Flying is tits

Fuck these birds

Dr. Donlittle

Suicide deer splinter cell

The last forest

Kill to survive, little butterflies

Avatar 2: Fucking Humans

Sitting alone in a cold room

Useless Food

Donny Popadopalas

Don’t shit scared

3 trays keep them coming

Cake whisperer

Dunkin’ 1 year olds

Photo Donning

Food UN

Indian tacos

Just got to paint a wall

Snails in can

Suck off

Not so random

Sloppy VS Man

The mystical land of Venezuela

Bin-Bon shirt

Lie on the application

Late night pedophile theatre

The Criticizer

Nice penny lickers

 

From the top of your Bin-Bon shirt to the bottom of your penny lickers this show was more full of great one liners than a can of snails!  You can put THAT in your Indian taco and smoke it!  Now make like a good bee hunter and buzz on over to our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that my little butterflies, remember to watch out for those suicide deer attacks and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

 http://youtu.be/E_-KbstEG4E

Episode 200: Pancakes aren't for the armless!



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Episode 200:  Pancakes aren’t for the armless

198…199…ah, HOLY SHIT

 

Gotta have a catch phrase

Obey driver Bob

Let’s talk about cunning

The greatest ATM hero

A day of cash

No Limit NO LIMIT

Foot Clan INC

Stick it to the people

ATM Bull shit

I need an implant

Dream hard

The Army for nothing

Nightmare on Jim’s street

1750 calories

Soft drink VS Hard alcohol

Don would punch a man in a blouse

Face time with the wall

Sorry my head was so huge mom

Peacock love

200 shows

Feathers of regret

The Frosty Bunch

Toenail cancer

You have a beautiful fence

Mel’s second chance

Iron Man pho-pa

Casey Jones Vorhies

It’s a fat world after all

Pancakes are not for the armless

Senior priority

Fuck you young people

 

Let your Monday know it just got kicked in the teeth by our 200th show!  Don’t worry, it still had 3 months of KOBRA benefits left.  We so want to thank not only our awesome sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches…but all of you awesome listeners for allowing us to pollute your work week and promote random acts of hilarity!  Other than that remember to get checked for toenail cancer and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the link for the today’s closing link, enjoy!

http://youtu.be/JyY84tI76TI

Episode 199: Freedom of shirts



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Episode 199:  Freedom of shirts

 

T.G.I.Fuck this place for a few days!

 

Quato reality

Buzz’s park

Netflix in the machine

Bungee VS Skydiving

Ode’ De Piss

Poop graffiti

Who done it

Everybody’s coughin

Russian spoons

Come to the Black Dolphin

Kentucky Gall Bladder

Kind of dicks, a lot

Reading the unimportant news

Don Frost Super Mega Lawyer

Every bodies getting sued

Freedom of shirts

Baby translator

65yo freshmen

Don says Fuck the Homeless

Gandalf and the unexpected bus stop   

The Buckland sister beat down

3 girl gang fight

After school fight, tell an adult

Rampage buddy

5th grade villain

 

We at the law offices of Don Frost; Super-Mega Lawyer remind you that whether you are the recipient of a 3 girl Gang Fight or a 65 year old Freshman in college, no case is to large, no FEE is to large for us!  The good news is you don’t need a large fee to get something great from our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches!  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that, don’t forget your Rampage buddy, and remember to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy this dead giveaway!

 http://youtu.be/nZcRU0Op5P4

Episode 198: Drop the soup



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Episode 198:  Drop the soup

 

Only 5 shopping days left til your mother gets another macaroni picture!

 

Can’t be constructed

Srg Giggles

Winning the pasty raffle

Angerness

This truck stop was founded by Frost Co™

Scoop Willig

Ice road hitchhikers

Trench run

Purty-phile

Desert Don’s Dungeon of Disdain

Don’t blame Dexter

Buy the game

Prison Podcast

Stalking Cart

Heroic muscular fitness

Wack Wack Cus Cus

Get on it, Step on it and GO

Drop the soup

The old grab and bark

Wait for the turn

The black belt black out

Elevator fun

Joan of Ark was French

Richard Fucking Gear

$10 kitten box

Squirrel trek

 

This was a very eye opening episode.  Don hates carts and squirrels and Big Jim made his teacher drop her soup!  Bet they didn’t talk about that on Mark Marion!  They should also be talking bout our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches!  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that, remember to take the stairs, and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9CEQYsmxRI

Episode 197: The Aryan super bulb



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Episode 197:  The Arian super bulb

 

It’s Monday, hope your Cinco had enough Mayo in for you!

 

The Palisades

Hatin on the weather station

An now the 10 day forecast, Father Frost

Funniest guy in the soup line

One chair annoys all

The Arian super bulb

Solar powered light bulb

Potato buzz

Apple FriPhone

Trained buffoons

Gun Pepper

Beware of drunk tossing snowballs

Using their snow against them

The religion of Cake Covered River Dwellers

Cake VS Pie

HIS backer is God Damn good

The lord bakes in mysterious ways

Cake Rapes

Stake licks

Edible cloths

Loud changes

 

The debate will never die!  It appears that Don and I are just on two different sides of the table on this issue, neither one of us wanting to give any ground and both of us want the last Stake Lick™!  Something there is NO debate over is how awesome our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches, are.  They are quite simply the best in the Northwest!  Other than that, don’t forget to keep your fingers out of the lamp, and remember to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

http://youtu.be/fZAOEn_BeU0

 

Episode 196: Keep Calm & B.A.L.P On



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Episode 196:  Keep Calm and B.A.L.P On

 

MONDAY…fucking…MONDAY!

 

See we work

Bit by a mule

Citizen mule

Kamakzi Hare

Squirrel bumps

River of sewage

The sea of Willies

Respect the garbage man

Dont mess with the Worm

Paradise Moved

Mountain Dew Hybrid

Chester had it comin

Wheres the can

Moe Watermen is a dick

RIP MAC DADDY

Way too far

THEM

Gum makes you smarter

Chunks in my chew

DONNY DID IT

Luis are you out there

Yelled at by Sheiks

Thank you tetris

Forest Witticker is excited

GET OUT OF THE JUNGLE

May day secrets

Full of deals

Freshly picked cameras

Mattress warm from the oven

CANONBALL

Highwise and the THEM words

Always stay stupid

 

Thank you so much for keeping an eye on us!  The podcast jungle is a dangerous place, and we’re here to keep the peace…and let you lay your head on a mattress of truth and place the gum of knowledge into your brain hole!  Some more food for thought comes from our sponsor, Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that, remember that Donny Done It, and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the closing theme for today’s theme, enjoy!

http://youtu.be/cEwmywm6S7k

Episode 195: The boot that bled



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Episode 195:  The boot that bled

 

Apologies for the technical difficulties yesterday over at the Funemployement studio.  None the less, we deliver!

 

One more decafe to keep the bugs off

Raised by movies

Off the grid cable

Where’s Edward Nortan

The hulk can’t spank it

Maneater for the hulk

Stop hatin’ on Matt Daymon

What makes a massacre

Superior footwear

The boot that bled

Done flying to Boise

Poor VS Frugal

Gizzy sniffer

The land of the quiet neighbor

The gentlemen rapist

The old man makeover

Annoying rich white people

Illegal girls of the capital

Ringing the wrong bell

Don’t forget the little guy

Big Jim, Car salesmen

Happy VS Stable

Marriage equality

 

We went all the way to Idaho and back, and all on one take of gas!  Incredible performance, amazing handling and award winning fuel economy!  When you need fuel, be sure to fill up at our amazing sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that, don’t forget to snitch on rich white people, and remember to tell a friend!!!

 

 

Oh and here’s the link for today closing theme, enjoy!

http://youtu.be/smLKIl9EycU